random quiz

Question: 1	It's a dog eat dog world.
	A) This world dogs eat each other.
	B) To survive in life you have to fight hard and work hard to get anything you want.
	C) This means that we're just animals eating other animals.
	D) This has no meaning at all.
Question: 2	He's a dead ringer.
	A) He looks like another person
	B) His ring is dead.
	C) He is a dead person.
	D) He collects dead people.
Question: 3	He is up himself.
	A) He is inside of his own body.
	B) He is feeling very good today.
	C) He is on drugs.
	D) He thinks he is better than everybody else.
Question: 4	Who gave you the shiner?
	A) Who gave you the new shiny coin?
	B) Who gave you sunshine?
	C) Who punched you in the eye?
	D) Who gave you a kiss mark?
Question: 5	Knock on wood.
	A) Something you say so nothing bad happens to you.
	B) Another way to say to knock on the door.
	C) To touch a dead body.
	D) A type of dance like tap dancing.
Question: 6	To upstage someone.
	A) To push them off the stage.
	B) To jump higher than someone else.
	C) To do something better than someone else such as sing better then them.
	D) To jump on someone's back.
Question: 7	To give someone the hee-bee jee-bee's.
	A) To give someone a strange disease.
	B) To scare someone.
	C) To give someone some bad food.
	D) To give someone a strange gift from Africa.
Question: 8	He is a stud.
	A) He is small.
	B) He is a student.
	C) He is a Short Tempered Ugly Driver.
	D) He has many girlfriends.
Question: 9	Wild stallions can't stop me.
	A) You can rely on me to be there.
	B) I am going to kill you.
	C) So happy horses can't make me sad.
	D) My love for you is so strong.
Question: 10	You have bad B.O.
	A) You have bad business organization skills.
	B) You have bad book order.
	C) You have bad body odour.
	D) You have bad bottle opening skills.
Question: 11	Mind your P's and Q's.
	A) Look after your children.
	B) Don't swear.
	C) Mind your own business.
	D) In the office look after your pens to answer the questions.
Question: 12	To wet your whistle.
	A) To wash your whistle.
	B) To call your friends.
	C) To have a drink.
	D) To kiss someone.
Question: 13	I fell into the drink.
	A) I spilt my drink.
	B) I my foot is stuck in the drink.
	C) I made a fool out of myself.
	D) To fall into the water
Question: 14	A few chairs have been kicked around up in the attic.
	A) Old age person who is not as smart as they use to be.
	B) The house is in a mess.
	C) To many people eating off the same dinner table.
	D) A person who has so many secrets in their life.
Question: 15	Tree hugging hippies.
	A) People who care about the environment.
	B) A type of Hippopotamus that eat trees.
	C) A type of insect with long legs that wrap around the tree.
	D) Children that like to climb a tree just like the Hippotious monkey in India that climbs a tree buy hugging it.